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The Cheerful Traveller [Soundtrack]



A few days ago I was trying to write an incredibly intense song, and then proceeded to miserably fail at such for two hours straight. I present to you probably my most listen-able failure ever.

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Gas - Fill the Volume [IDM]



A sonic portrayal of some of the pollutants of humanity, sporting a Neurohop attitude blended with orchestral and IDM elements. 

Please consider donating to carbonfund.org and getting this album for free at the following address: 

www.toneden.io/garrett-arnhold/post/gas-fill-the-volume-album

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Trail of the Contortionist [Neurohop, Drum and Bass]



Why do I still purse this entity? Evidence grows that it does not exist, but such feels like the constructions of a parent to quell the feeble investigations of a child.

A bit of time, 
A lock of hair, 
A smile unresolved.

This is the trail of the contortionist.

 

 

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Best Seller (New York Style) [Breakbeat]




 Instead of writing multiple book reviews, I wrote this song to address the majority of the reoccurring problems I find in most all children's literature.


Lyrics Below:

Characters make conclusions based on no fact
Objects are swept under the welcome mat, and
Quests are for not; 300 pages best be forgot
I don't entertain; I just damage your brain

I drop bombs form nowhere containing story that you 
Were unaware of no longer can you bear the load of
Reading each page; you're at the second stage of 
Denial; my writing sucks so why do you 

Read it!

Read it!

Read it? Why do you? (Please give me some credit would ya)

Read it!

Read it!

Read it? Why do you?

You won't be able to tolerate 
The characters in this book who rather than sit and state
To authority, the evil going on, 
Move their pawn bums into way's harm
Heroes disregard the warnings and the signs, 
But something always saves them in the nick of time
Rocks fall and the bad gets worse, but
Then it is discovered that the hero's curse.

WELL

It's a blessing for without rehearsal
Traversal of the planes completed without pains
Circumvention of security protocol quite mundane
Makes most situations be solved the same

Hero is a legend now
Hero has the fame; the crown now
Everybody bow now
Everybody wow now

This dude takes the cake
Take an autographed copy for your grandchildren's sake

I'll leave you gasping for more air through pose thick with detail
Never going to fail to articulate every facet of the room, but
When it comes to combat I'll shoot right through

Relationships are bland, a point I saw to
I tell rather than show, and this I show to you
Ten page descriptions of the hero's stew
Using more words for delicious than you ever knew

I've been told that plots like mine get old fast
Well I copied most of the Iliad and that's class
So you dis my stuff, you dis the entire Greco-Roman crew
Representing North American fiction, blew

Up all the facts on the big screen,
Hollywood will soon by the rights and that'll make me
Another author to take the world by storm
I'm at the world by storm, I'm at the world by storm

Story unnecessarily, there's a lot between point A and B
Evil teemed et cetera. Please give me some cred...

Hero is a legend now
Hero has the fame; the crown now
Everybody bow now
Everybody wow now

This dude takes the cake
Take an autographed copy for your grandchildren's sake

Bow now, everybody
Bow now, everybody
Bow now, everybody
Bow now, everybody
Bow now, everybody
Bow now, everybody
Bow now, everybody

Dialogue
Dialogue
Dialogue
Dialogue

Read it!

Read it!

Read it? Why Do you? I'm at the helm now and will reveal the norm

Failed to articulate the warnings and the signs
Every facet of the room
I'll leave you gasping for more for more details never going to
Dialogue
More details, never going
Rocks fall and the bad gets worse

Gets worse

Gets worse

Gets worse Gets worse

Gets worse

Gets worse

Gets worse

Gets worse

Characters make conclusions based on no fact
Objects are swept under the welcome mat, and
Quests are for not; 300 pages best be forgot
I don't entertain; I just damage your brain

Quests are for
Not; 300 
Pages best
Be forgot I don't

Entertain, I just damage your 
Damage your (pose thick) brain
Brain 
Brain

Hero is a legend now

Friendships created with no dialogue
Passages of such just serve to clog
The Narrative, these characters speak quite a bit, but that
Is entirely relative

Others still talk even less, you forget them there
If they died you wouldn't even be aware
Of the lack of their presence up until it's revealed that their will was what kept.

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Heavy Is the Head [Dubstep]




This song has it all: love, betrayal, and eventual abuse of unlimited power. Now with extra wobble.

Not much more to say about dis song, except maybe, that I wrote it after binge watching a certain anime series.

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