"MOOOOAAAAR SPEED!" Bellowed the barbarian chieftain. I flinched, as did my companions, at the guttural cry. We were already pushed to our limits, and now the chief wanted more? How could we? The structure upon which we worked was now a towering Goliath, a complex machine where inefficiency could easily hide anywhere. To root it out would take time, and as I looked up at the barbarian chieftain and saw him menacingly sharpening his blade, I knew that time was a resource that we did not have.
Hope, at the moment, seemed distant; an unrealizable dream.
That's when all of the sudden, a came from and . At first we , but then we saw that was ! We couldn't stop screaming as . I until , but to no avail, for never stopped biscuits. I because you know? Then and I was all like " " .
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